Job Shopper

A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..

Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.

Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.

Why?

He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.

What a dick. Order up!

by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009

Job’s a Fish

A noncencical phrase just heard said by one copper to another, who repeated it, on Police Interceptors. Enough said. A perfect example of their sad, cliquey humour.

Piggie 1: “Vehicle’s now off the road - job’s a fish”
Piggie 2: “Job’s a fish! Oink!”

by Pickled-Brain May 20, 2022

job corps

"Work Place Anarchy" but more like "prison work for the people trying to stay out of prison".
This is the equivalent of an enterprise looking up to a bureaucratic education.
EFFECTIVE FOR SOME, maybe not all. Good life lesson to try.

Play pool, live life up, BUT
**don't let people think they know you.

REMEMBER: All black moms tell sons "Take no1s shit", jits take it too far.

I got kicked out for being attacked & getting pissed about being accused WHEN THE TEACHER WASNT EVEN IN CLASS & EVERY1 WAS SLEEPING (strict rules about sleeping).

I didn't try2 sue 4 discrimination b/c its wasting much time& using a book before driving Heavy Equipment Operator
(Construction Co's will train you in order to pay you low$).
books teach not2 get/run ovr s1 w streamroller like stories

(Now its time 4 college so no construction 4 me.)

me2u: "Leave your attitude, youre getting a new 1"
(they giv you health to change your tweakn attitude)

Snickers says you+hungry=grumpy.

Let's go to Job Corps in Muhlenburg, KY & get the opportunity to extend our Career building time so we can USE THE GOVERNMENTS $ for WATER PARKs & cleaning the streets :)

(cant take the ghetto out me, but move me, the ghetto maker)

by spilt milk=splashing puddles:) February 26, 2011

Job's Daughters

According to Urban Legend, the Job's Daughters are an organization of princesses who died for their fathers' sakes. Job's Daughters know exactly what they're doing, and they do not want to be messed with.

Da Jobbies are awesome, y'all!!!!

The Job's Daughters are an organization of coal miners' daughters who are princesses and Honored Queens.

by Zillah Lewis September 28, 2008

Job Sitting

its when you are at work and there are no customers and there is nothing to do and you are just sitting there watching from your position and waiting for something to happen. After a while you begin to start thinking of the most random things possible and playing with your phone.

Hey want to hang later?

Cant I have job sitting at five.

Sounds like Fun!

by Abrilita January 25, 2011

Job Bank

The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.

Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!

by deaniss March 18, 2012

job-ish

When you have a job .. but you don't work enough hours for it to be considered a job.

She has a job-ish .. She only works 5 hours a week.

by ben_nthejets July 28, 2012