by Sofia K June 5, 2017
Get the Jessicamug. Typically a larger female, with a halfway decent face, also known as a BBW. They are good at cooking and eating food, watching movies, and going on short walks. Usually do not care for personal hygiene, but always are always concerned with the way they look. They are whiny, and ill mannered.
by Riccardia June 4, 2013
Get the Jessicamug. Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.
Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.
by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016
Get the Jessicamug. by Thottastic January 30, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. A Lindsey is a kind, selfless girl who anyone would be lucky to know. A Lindsey makes an amazing friend and is always there when you need someone to talk to. Anywhere she goes always ensures plenty of laughs and happiness, and her brown eyes are almost as big as her heart. She despises drama and never causes it, and one of her main goals in life is to just keep the ones she loves happy. She does have bit of a dirty mind, but is an extremely fun person to hang around with especially when it comes to trying new things. She is a beautiful girl both appearance and personality-wise, even though she can't see it. She asks for little but overall deserves so much more, and makes one of the best girlfriends any guy could want.
Jessica is the best friend you can ever have
by Kkkjj October 23, 2017
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica she is quet to most people exept for her closest friendshe is outgoing and talkative loves to make harsh jokes but her friends always take them in a joking manner she has the most beautiful smile big blue eyes ans blond hair she loves to be on socual media and ussaly has one bestfriend that will stick with her till the end.
by Doggo.....😂😂😂 June 7, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. A usually lovely girl, but has trust issues and is quite impulsive. She is often the mom of the friendship group making sure everyone is okay, but she can also be a bit hot headed She often will have a glow up by the time she’s 15, and will go from the boys making fun of her, to the boys who are in love with her. She thinks worse of herself, but as long as her friends are by her side she’ll be okay! If you meet a Jessica, don’t judge her to quickly.
by Tiktok Obsessed May 14, 2020
Get the Jessicamug.