Jessica

A Jessica is someone that is a hoe. Someone that would send you nudes at the snap of a finger.

Boy: you I just got some nudes from this chick I barely even know

Boy2: damn......she such a Jessica

by Sofia K June 5, 2017

Jessica

Typically a larger female, with a halfway decent face, also known as a BBW. They are good at cooking and eating food, watching movies, and going on short walks. Usually do not care for personal hygiene, but always are always concerned with the way they look. They are whiny, and ill mannered.

"OMG I feel so fat and bloated today..."

"Shut up, youre fine, you sound like Jessica."

by Riccardia June 4, 2013

Jessica

Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.

Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.

Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.

by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016

Jessica

Extremely outgoing girl. She is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet in your life. She is also very smart and pretty even though she tries to deny it. She always hates on herself, and doesn't realize that she is beautiful. She is also gifted athletically and artistically. She is really good at making friendship bracelets!!! Everyone wants to be friends with her and be with her.

Omg is that Jessica?!?!?!
I want to be her!!!

by ASDFASDjalsdk June 26, 2019

Jessica

The most beautiful girl your ever meet, and she makes a very good friend. Always their for you always is ready to help, and never lets a friend down :3

My best friend is Jessica! She's so nice!

by SkittlesSoundSilly March 26, 2019

Jessica

Beautiful from head to toe extremely attractive when wearing my ugly stik hat and thicc

Love can only define the name Jessica

by Isaiah Wilson June 20, 2019

Jessica

The most awful person on earth that spreads rumors about people smoking in the back of the school with their older brother is that in reality does not exist if you meet a Jessica slap her across the face as soon as you can

Ugh she is evil
Oh she must be a Jessica

by TexasLover5013 April 24, 2019