jerking yourself off

The state of showing your own work or doing something for your own gain, similar to flexing. A common phrase used would be “Quit jerking yourself off, bro”.

Yo, I saw what you said about your art in class today, quit jerking yourself off, bro.

by Azzurum November 4, 2018

Leeroy Jenkins

1. The famous World of Warcraft player and Chicken Lover, known for his stupid act of running into a field of enemies before his team was ready. I guess he was too excited for his paladin shoulders or whatever he needed from that trip (I don't play WoW.)

2. My Xbox Live name (LeeroyJenkinz13) that all my friends make fun of me for, but everyone else loves it....

1. "Let's do this, LEEEEEERRROOYY nJJEENNNKKKIIIINNSS"
"God damnit Leeroy!!"
"Shit, well I'm dead. Are we all dead?...hhmmmm...Nice goin' Leeroy!"
"Leeroy you SUCK!"
"It's not my fault! It's not my fault..."

2. "...Ya well at least my Live name isn't Leeroy Jenkins..."

by The_Real_McCoy (LeeroyJenkinz13) January 12, 2008

Bo-Jerking

The act of masturbation using a noose.

Les was too scared to try auto-erotic asphyxiation so he got his noose play in with a bit of Bo-Jerking instead.

by Thebellend November 17, 2010

Mr. Jenkins

Mr. Jenkins captures little boys and gives them the world. He pounds his dick on their asses and jizzems all over them. Mickey Mouse rides his ass like a fucking pony then he shoves chocolate chips up his ass then Mr Jenkins moans loudly

Ethan got raped by The Corks, Mr. Jenkins and Glitter Boy Sparkels

by The Jenks March 13, 2018

Junking

A type of dance, characterised by jerky hip swaying, arms up, sometimes with both hands clasped together, moving to and fro in time with the music. Popular in the early hours of the morning, at parties.

Man, lets go Junk. Or, whey I was junking pro last night.

by Gorenroll June 27, 2006

Ken Jennings

Freak on Jeopardy who has won over a half millon over a 4 and a half week reign.

Ken Jennings is a genius.

by oralluver June 25, 2004

Leroy Jenkins

The act of performing a stunt similar to the above mentioned Leroy Jenkins video. To rush into a battle with extreme excitement, even when it is highly probably that you will lose due to the fact that you are vastly outnumbered.

CofC Student #1: Dude, I'm gonna run in there and steal one of the Citadel cadet's hats.
CofC Student #2: You don't stand a chance! There are 20 cadets in there, plus one of them is standing right next to all the hats guarding them. It would be totally Leroy Jenkins of you!

by Aaron D. Edwards September 25, 2005