A Jean Marie is a sexual move in which the woman (on bottom) lifts her right leg and places it as high as possible on the wall alongside the bed. It is not known if this is to increase sexual pleasure, simply stretch the hamstrings, or make for easier viewing of Desperate Housewives.
Billy was shagging Kelly when she pulled her leg out from under him and gave him the ol' Jean Marie.
by Bimg March 4, 2007

a girl with a bodacious ghetto booty who loves to cook polish food, gets stoned, and has a loud laugh, loves cats and can take photos for hours.
by Jmal March 3, 2009

A very hot sexy American-French chick. She's flirty and loves to dance. Her best features are her sense of humor - wicked and rapier-sharp - and her very fine ass.
I wish I could be Jean-Marie.
Man, I never should have dumped Jean-Marie. She was the love of my life.
Man, I never should have dumped Jean-Marie. She was the love of my life.
by vindude August 7, 2011

The name given to punk "drainpipe" jeans when they came into fashion recently. Also called ciggarette pants. They are made of a stretchy material and get slimmer near the ankles. Usually worn by girls but indie/emo/scene/skater/punk boys also wear them. It should be noted that skinny jeans for boys are looser around the crotch so wearing doesn't make you sterile, as alot of ignorant emo haters claim.
by [x]//Scratch-card-glory\\[x] August 14, 2007

A male who works well with computers and generally fixes most things. A Mr. Fix A Lot per say.
Loves to collect bikes and most things with wheels.
Tall, dark and handsome and tends to enjoy medium length walks on the beach.
Loves to collect bikes and most things with wheels.
Tall, dark and handsome and tends to enjoy medium length walks on the beach.
by rockalady February 7, 2010

When you both have an agreement to get matching dwarf hamsters and she decides to get a used regular hamster because it "needs a home" despite already having had one thus leaving the dwarf hamster without ever having a home or anyone to love.
Dude: Did you hear? Jonas got totally Natalie Jeaned
Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?
First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy
Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?
First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy
by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 October 8, 2018

(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.
Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
by Hackermeyer December 17, 2008
