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Jayden

A name for someone whos a very perverted asshole who preys on girls much younger than him.

Small dick

Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)

He scares the hoes away

His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal

His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
“Yo did you hear about Jayden going to jail for molesting that 5 year old kid??”

Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
by Cheesycum69 March 30, 2022
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jayden rodriguez

Trust me... You don’t want to know. This man claims he is the sexiest man on earth, however he gave me STDS after we had a 4sum with Gavin and Jay. Do NOT fuck this man!!
by AlphaMaleWithLigma April 22, 2022
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jayden cruz

the hottest dude on earth! we fuck with him! we WANT to fuck him hes the hottest fucker you could meet
me:”hes so fine!”
random bitch:”oh yea that’s jayden cruz”
by thatonebitch.com April 27, 2022
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Jayden Nguyen

Jayden Nguyen is a nice person with a lot of intellect, they are known for being very smart, but the only video game they play is League of Legends. He is also very good at sports since he likes to play them a lot, he also likes to left alone for most of the time, and they will sometimes get annoyed easily. But other than that, Jayden is a great person to talk to.
Person 1: Jayden Nguyen helped me with my Math work when I was having trouble!

Person 2 (hates Jayden Nguyen): Jayden is so mean. He says such rude things to me even though I spam him.
by greg.nob May 26, 2022
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Jayden crazy

A girl so crazy only a man named Jayden would date her
Wow she’s so crazy, she’s Jayden crazy
by Eruen909 May 27, 2022
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Jayden Chen

Wisdom is fast, Jayden Chen is faster. Jayden Chen, also name as Chen Chen, is empty in the head, this specimen is a useless mommies boy who developed a severe mommy kink. Jayden consistently creates remarks on other peoples' mothers because yet he knows that he just be cuddled like a little bottom bitch baby. His ability to talk to women is equivalent to his ability to cook, and he is stuck in his 4yr old Fifa mindset. If this motherfucker stepped into a forest for more than 10 minutes we would never hear from him again. The only thing worse than his navigation is his voice, and the only thing worse than that is Ivan zy vf Fang's rizz. Chen Chen doesn't have callouses because his little baby ass uses lotion so he can give his boyfriend smooth handjobs. 🍍
Jayden Chen🥚🐣🐥
by Jayden Chen's mommy June 2, 2023
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Jayden

He needs to pay for his therapy sessions. He also obsesses over Keilani.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
L: Hey! Have you paid for your therapy sessions yet Jayden?
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
by ElMono August 22, 2023
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