A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016
Get the jasper, tennesseemug. A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.
Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?
Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.
Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.
by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022
Get the Jaspermug. Jasper once randomly asked me if I’d heard of a confetti dildo before because they wanted to know if they came up with it.
by Orr.not December 14, 2023
Get the Jaspermug. 
Get the Jaspermug. 
Mr. Jasper is a teacher in plum borough senior highschool and a brilliant scientist. He lives on his factory in Croatia and is proficient in Bio-Science. He created a clone of Uncle Grandpa using a shard of his hair from his battle with Broly. This resulted in the creation of Aunt Grandma. He also used the blood of Broly to create the awesome Bio Broly.
by Can Opener 86 October 1, 2021
Get the Mr. Jasper (Plum)mug. When one is defeated by the desert wind and a doobie falls apart.
Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.
Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.
‘Ahhh man, I just rolled a Jasper. And the shit just fell apart before I even took a drag’
‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’
‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’
by De Robriguez April 27, 2024
Get the A Jaspermug.