jasper

A fat asshole who has no life with anyone and is deeply obsessed with redheads and midgets this will mean that a Jasper has no future with any girl and will be either gay or lonely for the rest of his life. Upon meeting a Jasper, it is good to know that his weaknesses are his self-esteem and any relationship problems including redheads.

person a: Why are you squishy my booty? You wouldn't happen to be a Jasper, would you?
Person B: (Nods head slowly.

by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 4, 2019

Jasper

The name given to the shipping of British youtubers Joe sugg and Casper lee.

Jasper are perfect!

by Lamamama March 8, 2015

Jipper

One who hides within his hood and is the leader of the Blue Klux Klan

Little Irish Boys in Blue hoods calling italians nazi cyborgs from the future

by Rob April 15, 2005

Jasper

The act of deepthroating so much dick that the sucker develops SARS in their epiglottis.

Damn, I got SARS the other day trying to do a Jasper

by JasperMonkey June 30, 2015

dirty jasper

A stinky english doing fart pants.

Oh look did you here that is dirty jasper he smells.

by gaming dot September 6, 2017

Japped

When a electronic device quits working or works in a way you dont like because it was made in Japan or China in sweatshops and is constructed poorly.

Tom- the stupid printer japped again
Miss Kowalski- what is that supposed to mean
Tom- it's a piece of shit foreign made garbage

by Paul Richard November 19, 2007

Jcapper

A die-hard fan of the one and only Jessica Capshaw

I am a Jcapper, and would do anything to meet Jessica Capshaw, my idol!

by A Jcapper May 25, 2013