Jag

A general unit of measurment

Did you see that load of gravel on that truck? It was about a jag and a half!

by Your good bud, wiser September 4, 2018

Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.

Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.

by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015

Jags

Taken men who want to go to the bars not to get laid, but to get drunk and play pool.

There's not a whole lot of women there but it's perfect for a couple jags like us.

by Shoopy December 22, 2017

Ginger Jag

A sexy female ginger with or without freckles.

Isla Fisher is a ginger jag.

by JosieGinger March 11, 2014

Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021

Jag

A jerk or a butthole >:(

It’s a nicer way of saying curse words.

Yeah, Hector is such a jag.

by jenny1636 December 13, 2020

Jag

A swell guy, someone you think is really cool and nice. Everyone wants to be like them.

"I love that jag, he's so nice to talk to"

by notaminoacid September 14, 2023