jordan hoff

This guy used to bully this girl that had a crush on him in 7th grade.....

the girl: ''Hey Jordan!!! :)"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"

jordan hoff by ....bully December 9, 2019

jordan madgar 

The thiccest baddest bitch on the east side of the Mississippi. If you fuck with Jordan Madgar you probably have mass amounts of sex and are pretty dope

Do you know Jordan Madgar

jordan madgar by Lady tamer March 10, 2020

Jordan Cunningham 

Jordan Cunningham is a YouTuber who constantly gives Euphoria vibes. He is almost too obsessed with TikTok and club penguin. He has an unhealthy obsession with bulk packs of mini babys. His parents were probably giraffes due to his extremely long ass neck.

Friend: Have you seen this new YouTuber?
Me: No. Who is it?
Friend: His name is Jordan Cunningham
Me: Oh, cool.

Jordan Cunningham by Dancer1234567890 April 12, 2020

Jordan Albanis 

A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.

Stop saying "G" you are not Jordan Albanis.

Jordan Albanis by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020

Jordan 

an actual lad that every one wants to do things with. he is a legend the strongest man ever he actually makes straight men gay when he walks past, any girl loves a Jordan

"look at that bloke!"

"Yeah man he must be a Jordan!"

"why?"

"because I am gay now."

Jordan by thelad69420eshaybrahyaogdayigp June 24, 2021

Jordan 

A subpar basketball player with the fattest most massive caboose in the world. He’s a fine dark skinned man and can pull everyone including your mom.

Person 1: Who has a bigger butt Nicki Minaj or Jordan
Person 2: Jordan

Jordan by Baby_Jay3290 January 4, 2022

flipping jordan 

Noun- When a person ( Male or Female) is both a top (dominant) or bottom ( passive) in the bedroom.

Noun- Jordan is a unisex name so therefore "flipping jordan" can be used for both sexes.

Created in Pittsburgh ;)

(sitting across the street at the coffee shop)

T: Hey do you think that girl that is about to walk into the bar is a top or a bottom?
A: She's definitely a flipping jordan....

flipping jordan by Tmacn21 June 3, 2011