Jonah

A Neo - Nazi , Sexual Harraser , Sex Offender , Terrorist , IRA Member they Turn up to
Yearly Nazi Riots Near berlin

"Look At his Moustache hes Defintley a jonah!"

by Adolf "Senora hitler" June 24, 2021

Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Uncle Jonah's Chargrill

When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'

Most Commonly Used in NSW Australia

Guy: and thats how you burn sausages.
Guy2: welcome to Uncle Jonah's Chargrill!

by Pyro_In_Training December 11, 2012

Jonah

Cry baby at times but is a love ale awesome person but is also really attached.

:Hey Jonah ima head out
Jonah: don’t leave please

by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021

Jonah

Finds it REAAALLLLY hard not to make fun of everyone for doing this. Also, great at Frenching, btw.

That Jonah can’t ever just let us have fun.

by People who know. November 22, 2021

Jonah

Finds it REEEAAALLLY hard to not give everyone shit for doing this. Also, great at Frenching, btw.

That Jonah can never let us have any fun.

by People who know. November 22, 2021

Jonah

It’s getting reeeeaaallllyy hard for Jonah to not make fun of people doing this. He’s also good at Frenching, btw.

Jonah can never let us have fun on here.

by People who know. November 23, 2021