He is a nice strong man who you wouldn’t wanna upset. He is a great companion and will always protect you
For gods sake stop posting these things
For gods sake stop posting these things
by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
Get the Johnmug. The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is smart even though he might not always show it. He is tall, tan-ish, has dirty blonde or brown hair (usually longer)
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.
by Kermitthefrickinpig May 28, 2018
Get the Johnmug. FAT ASS WHO LIKES TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY,FOOD WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE. SWEATS A LOT AND IS EASILY TRIGGERED/SALTY
by Flavber June 12, 2017
Get the Johnmug. A John is the sweetest thing that can ever happenen to you. Multi talented, loving, charming and sexy. The best smiles, out of the world and are always very creative, often artists.
A john is always trying to live an exemplary life style and is highly conscious about morals and traditions, making a very morally upright personality and character. A johns smiles are to die for, often with the cutest dimples, and warmest hugs. Very good kissers tho. They often relate with everyone but have very few true friends, when you finally battle your way through, to thier heart, you'll for ever live to be happy about the decision of giving them your heart. Wise, caring, and loving advisers. Always too good to be true, they are like a fairy tale come true.
Get yourself a John an get yourself love in its purest and undisolved form.
A john is always trying to live an exemplary life style and is highly conscious about morals and traditions, making a very morally upright personality and character. A johns smiles are to die for, often with the cutest dimples, and warmest hugs. Very good kissers tho. They often relate with everyone but have very few true friends, when you finally battle your way through, to thier heart, you'll for ever live to be happy about the decision of giving them your heart. Wise, caring, and loving advisers. Always too good to be true, they are like a fairy tale come true.
Get yourself a John an get yourself love in its purest and undisolved form.
by DAZZ EMPIRE👑♠ December 21, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by Epic games employee May 28, 2019
Get the Johnmug. The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
by rocky bob August 15, 2018
Get the Johnmug.