by Epic games employee May 28, 2019
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by That Living Human June 4, 2019
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Girl: who’s that guy?
Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice
Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*
Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice
Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*
Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
by JuliusfromArea51 September 25, 2019
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by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019
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