red jasper

1. An erection.
2. When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and spanks her till her ass is red then cums on her ass.
3. Red colored gemstones.

1. Looking at her gave me such a huge red jasper.
2. Sandy really enjoys getting red jaspered.
3. We bought some red jasper from that hippie store.

by LEEX April 23, 2005

Jasper

Jasper is a man's name but when you meet a girl named Jasper, don't pass-up on her. She's loud, but a good type of loud. Funny, outgoing, honest and has a great smile. Female Jaspers' are unique and are great to be around.

They're a great friend, and they make a great girlfriend.

Jaspers' are easy to fall for, and once you do, there is no way to lose your feelings for her.

Jaspers' can be cruel when need-be, and they're good with manipulation.

"Who's that girl?"
"Jasper."
"Why is she so obnoxious?"
"Because she's a female Jasper. She's great, huh?"

by jeff strongman April 13, 2014

Jasper

slang term for beer or lager originating from the Netherlands.

Yo man, pass me another Jasper.

Are there any more Jaspers left in the fridge?

by Loudnessbomb August 16, 2010

jestering

1) kidding sum1
2) disbelief

aw come on, you're jestering me

by botaf November 11, 2003

jeepers creepers

A euphemism for 'Jesus Christ.'

Jeepers creepers, did you see the way that guy was driving?

by Mr. X-106 October 23, 2003

Jaspered

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.

Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.

by SteenaLouise May 26, 2015

Jeepers

An expression of mild surprise or shock

Jeepers, Elliot. It's just chili, you donk!

by Phanlogical February 4, 2017