Jellyfish

Code word for when someone is on their period

"Oh my god, jellyfish!"
"You good, need anything?"
"Nah I got stuff but it's so gross"

by iwillrageifthisnameistaken August 24, 2022

forbidden jellyfish

A sex toy that is only the ass portion that has been abandoned on the beach

Randy found a forbidden jellyfish on the beach and now it stings when he pisses

by Unslanted March 18, 2021

jellyfish jelly

might taste like asparagus boiled in Pepto-Bismol

i want jellyfish jelly

by slick708 May 19, 2024

Jellyfish in the hot tub

Committing the act of jizzing in a hot tub

Sorry man I left some jellyfish in the hot tub last night

by Dick tundo June 16, 2024

jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish

Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place

by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024

Jellyfishing

When all your boys match your AppleWatch(TM) faces to the jellyfish one and proceed to blow each other.

All right our watches our synced, whip those dicks out and let's get Jellyfishing!

by Sploogelord January 19, 2019

angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason

by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023