Invertebrella

A condition that an umbrella can suffer in a sudden burst of strong wind. Sometimes the condition can be reversed and the umbrella can be saved. Typically the umbrella ends up in the trash and the owner of the umbrella ends up soaked and angry.

Lynda enters the house soaked...

Marty: Whoa, you're soaked! Don't you have an umbrella?

Lynda: I did, but the wind got hold of it and flipped it inside out. I tried to bend it back, but it just broke, cut my finger, and I got soaked. It's in the in the trash.

Marty: Bummer. Bad case of invertebrella huh?

Lynda: What?

by m_piet September 2, 2009

Invertebrate Troll

(N) A cowardice forum troll with extremely low self esteem who no votes others people's posts yet rarely if ever responds with a post of their own.

It seems like all my posts are getting no votes but no one has the balls to respond! It must be the work of Invertebrate Trolls.

by Funmunke August 19, 2013

invested

Invested: Provide someone/thing with a particular quality.

He was so invested when he screamed about the spider

by Lilith2003 December 6, 2016

invertebrate

An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.

Invertebrates are the most populated animals on the planet.

by David March 6, 2004

inserted

when you stick it in

1) The woman inserted the heel of a stiletto into the mans penis hole.

2)Wow that was fun, I just inserted it into Diane and Jody

by RooKanga15 April 29, 2016

The Inverter

When engaged with a woman standing up you quickly spin her 180 degrees so she is doing a handstand while still in her. Made famous by Kai Kishi.

1:OMG!! Kai did the inverter to me last night!!
2:Me too!!

by Sneaux April 30, 2008

invxrted

the dude who likes anal, porn, and hentai

Dude 1: Yo is that invxrted?
Dude 2: hell yeah, he can’t sign into his hentai account
Dude 1: That’s sad. Let’s go help him out!

by flopping December 6, 2020