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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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Infiwipe

When you have to wipe your ass an infinite number of times to clean it after pooping.
I hate when I poop and it's an infiwipe Especially when I have to poop in a public place.
by CharisAycock January 24, 2021
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infinite paradox

are you reading this? maybe it depends if there's editors, maybe if you never heard of a paradox you've never come here, but what about me? it all started with no u because I'm reading this is meaning that i am in the future, but its the present, and the few milliseconds that have passed are now the past, but how are we supposed to know what time is past, future, or present, times always moving, so there's no present but when the president won the past 5 years he made the world bad, but what if he hadeint win? would we still have covid? that's a good question but by reading this you've had info on what its like to be in an infinite paradox, because you are in one life's an infinite paradox because even if humans died off, the very existence of what we call life still moves, even if everything in the existence of everything's gone, it still moves, are you reading this? because you'd never know i I've never came here, its not going to end like a book, becuse you are reading everything you see are you reading?
infinite paradox is life its self are you reading?
by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021
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infinitehate

@infinitehate is a famous account on tge social media app, TikTok and i love tyem okay bye
@infinitehate loves me so much<3
by vlady vlady April 27, 2021
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InfiniteBlox

Guy1: Yo have you ever heard of the best revival called InfiniteBlox? It has a mid 2014 client!
Guy2: Sorry, never heard of it.
Guy1: tf???? infiniteblox is so famous??? how do you not know what it is??
Guy2: Sorry bro ima sign up now....
by theodoreiscool May 5, 2021
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Infinitesimal

Something that is extremely small
If we were to give it a number, it would be a value approching zero
Superhero: How, how could this be?
Villain: Your power is infinitesimal, hahahahaha!
by Starlight_Knight May 12, 2021
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