flesh mitts

Another word for your hands. Because they're basically mittens made out of flesh.

"Damn bro, you got some big flesh mitts."

by john_caaarl March 18, 2016

flesh scabbard

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.

“YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”

by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019

Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.

Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.

by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019

flesh fan

A combination of a standard box fan and a fleshlight.

Did you know the song You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) is all about a flesh fan.

by Nyarlathotep92 October 15, 2019

flesh pants

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.

Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."

by danglyballzjohn May 19, 2018

flesh burrito

A penis, especially one that is uncircumcised.

The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.

by Farmer J May 4, 2020

flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants

Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!

by moomoobee March 24, 2017