flesh muzzle

The insertion of one's penis into another's mouth to shut them the fuck up.

If she doesn't shut the fuck up I'm about to give her a flesh muzzle.

by donkey13 March 02, 2015

Flesh Cannon

Cock, penis, dick, etc.

dude, you are such a fag, you are staring at the flesh cannon in that porn video.

I wanna shoot guns. Wanna shoot my flesh cannon.

My flesh cannon blew DNA all over that hookers face.

by DT105CF May 30, 2013

Flesh Stamp

The act of placing your flaccid dick and balls on an unsuspecting victim's face (preferably when they are asleep) in an act of vengeful rage.

"My roommate Darnell is being a real piece of shit lately. So when he goes to sleep tonight, I'm giving him a Flesh Stamp for how he chased out the last two dates I had."

by IamtheCrownlessKing November 07, 2021

flesh stepper

A non-inviting way to refer to a ‘skin-walker’ - a being that transforms into animals - typically coyotes, and sometimes people, in an attempt to kill humans. The legend comes from Navajo culture and is associated with death and bad omens. They roam the Appalachian area.

Beware of flesh steppers when entering the forest, you don’t want one stalking you.

by Tal N November 26, 2022

flesh kelp

Something most people dont get
also known as coochie

"Oh my is that flesh kelp?"
"oh yeah its the thing you'll never get"

by Beebsy_ December 14, 2022

flesh fan

A combination of a standard box fan and a fleshlight.

Did you know the song You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) is all about a flesh fan.

by Nyarlathotep92 October 15, 2019

flesh biscuit

It's another way to say "human". It sounds dirty but it's really not.

We robots are far superior than you primitive little flesh biscuits.

by Baan the Guy April 07, 2016