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man meeting

Person 1: Where did thoes two guys go?
Person 2: Oh, they are having a man meeting right now.
by sassy_pants November 30, 2009
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Barney Meeting

A mental masturbation meeting with no objective or clear path to combined revenue. "We love you, you love us, we are happy... to do nothing".

Typically assembled by a repeat offender- one that has all the attendees sit around and discuss how great the others company is and how awesome the two companies would be if they worked together. Ultimately all parties walk away with nothing greater than they started- making everyone wonder who "has the ball".

These meetings are typically assembled by an idiot in a role way over their head. A Barney Meeting is followed by the "Barney Aftermath"- a fogginess that falls over everyone involved as to the next step. As bad is this gets, no one will admit they don't know what is going on as this will make them look stupid. The final stage of "Barney-ness" is the "Barney Blame". This is the finger pointing and specific blame falling on the key players of the two parties involved. All the while the idiot that started it all - the "Barney"- gets to skate off and commence another Barney Meeting with the next unsuspecting group.
Boss: "What's the next step from your 3 hour meeting in New York with XYZ company?"

Barney: "We had deep discussions about how we are gonna make millions of dollars together! They really love our technology."

Boss: "So, what your telling me is it was another Barney meeting! You are a fucking idiot."
by Money_McBagz November 18, 2011
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Frank Meeting

A 'Frank meeting' is called when there is an argument that cannot be resolved. The 'Frank Meeting' involves all members partaking in the argument to get their Penis' out and to continue with the dispute until everyone agrees. If a person calls 3 Frank Meetings in one day he is then made to kneel down and take a hit in the face from every other person's Penis.
"No my Dad is a better fighter than your Dad"
"No he isn't"
"Let's call a Frank Meeting shall we"
by Reg Davis June 23, 2008
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park meet

A sudden sexual incounter of two complete strangers. Usually takes place in park settings.
You're walking threw the park and someone of the opposite sex attracks you, barly anything is said but intercourse is ingaged.
by DJ London August 8, 2005
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club meeting

If a friend/relative/significant other says that they’re going or at a club meeting you must and I repeat MUST call the police immediately cuz that bitch is in danger to you, his/herself, and the people around them. DO NOT SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!
Me: Where are you going?

Friend: I’m going to a club meeting

Me: what kind of club meeting?

Friend: A club meeting.

Me: HOLY SHIT CALL THE POLICE
by impetty January 19, 2018
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PTA meeting

PTA stands for Pussy Tits and Ass, a PTA meeting is a girls only party
"I'm going to a PTA meeting tonight"
"A Parent Teacher Association meeting, but you don't have kids"
"Nooo its a Pussy Tits and Ass meeting, all girls party"
"can I come?"
"No, your a guy, you have to have pussy tits and ass to get in"
by Alexzia Movzmi March 11, 2012
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Cheating-meeting

When two or more women have 'girl-time' and discuss a recent cheating on one boyfriend/spouse and conversation may include more of their previous boyfriends/spouse
Paige and Stephanie got together for some 'girl-time' and Stephanie told Paige about cheating on her boyfriend, which immediately signaled a cheating-meeting. They then proceeded to discuss their feelings about the issue and try to rationalize the initial cheating. Then Paige related to Stephanie's story by telling her about the time she cheated on her boyfriend with one of her previous male acquaintances.
by cocoshauthpk August 6, 2011
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