one in the pink and one in the stink

porkin' a chick in her poontang and in her brown eye.

"bro, why are you gay, you should just get a chick like mine who'll let you slide one in the pink and one in the stink?"

by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

Took one in the vest

To "Take One In The Vest" is a saying that security officers on the Seattle waterfront used for breaking up with a bitch instead of marrying her, who later went on to fuck somebody else over.

Cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherfucker but you get over it.

"So I heard you broke up with Megan"

"Yeah I took one in the vest"

by Officer Friendly September 28, 2007

one in the Pink, one in the stink

to take one in the minge and one in the shitpipe

george micheal takes one in his muff and one his shithole,

" Hey anna, me and jim would like to know if your down for one in the pink, one in the stink?"

by Richie Blackwood February 28, 2009

Bend One In

Said when a friend is close with a member of the oposite sex.

"Look at them two, BEND ONE IN SON!"

by J-Я-z June 12, 2009

Slip one in

Where a man slide his dick in a woman's ass or vagina

Daniella spent the night in my house and she wanted me to slip one in.

by ZaddyShango April 12, 2021

sneak one in

To try to have sex with a woman while she is sleeping. Usually this is done to a girlfriend or wife. Otherwise some of the more conservative people could profile this act as rape.

Guy 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Guy 2: Nothing just at my house and my girl is asleep and I really need to bust a nut.
Guy 1: I recommend you sneak one in.
Guy 2: Capital idea!

by Senor Ringpiece August 18, 2009

Fire one in her

To describe the act of screwing a lady.

"Guess what Dan I met your mum last night. Ended up taking her back to the supermarket toilets to fire one in her"

"No wonder she was walking funny Steve, I thought she had just been drinking again"

by Ste Crayston August 25, 2007