Ivannabitch

A vodka with attitude! A kick ass, inexpensive brand of Vodka which is distilled 5 times.

I want that Vodka Tonic with Ivannabitch!

by kaosandmischief December 22, 2010

Ivan's Law

Going to a strip club and getting a lapdance from the first girl that approached you, no matter how ugly she is

You just followed Ivan's Law tonight

by Don Nelson10 July 14, 2010

Ivanhoe

Camper

Oh my god! Ivanhoe!!!

by Predator April 11, 2003

crazy ivan

When a jack ass driving on the highway realizes they are going to miss their exit at the last second cuts across three lanes of traffic to make it with complete disregard of other drivers on the road. Usually causing extreme cases of road rage. Taken from the movie The hunt for red October.

CRAZY IVAN!!!!! Jim did you see that as***le cut me off? I almost spilled my beer!!!

by wfbi March 17, 2011

Ivan

A nice guy with a godzilla penis. Every girl wants to suck the soul out if his 69 inch cock. He lasts for 9 hours in bed and rips vaginas. He is a genius and is awesome in every way possible. Ivan is a human any human needs to exist.

I want to suck the organs out of Ivan’s dick

by Swallowthatpussy445 November 4, 2020

Ivan

Ivan can be nice and cute

He’s can be agressive at times

He drops ppl for fun and go out late

He’s a good kisser and hugger

He’s loud and funny

Nice to be around with

Ivan is adorable

Ivan can be so nice

by Don’tworry b June 1, 2018

Ivanka Complex

In Freudian psychoanalytic theory, it refers to a father’s sexual desire for his own daughter. Dotards and Stable Geniuses often exhibit this type of behavior.

“I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her.”
-Donald Trump

Wildlife Documentary Narrator: “Here, deep in the jungles of Mar-a-Lago, we see the Ivanka Complex in action as a dotard attempts to mate with his female offspring”

by Howimetyourgrandma May 14, 2019