IPhone 3g

The Greatest Technologically advanced Piece of equipment out there right now. We the People who bought the First 3G Knew it would have all the Bugs kicked out one thing JOBS did right... If your a technology whore like i am or just want a high quality piece of equipment... Run for an Iphone... It has the Best of all worlds People hate on it, Which only makes me love mine more... Let the cheapskates and Technology Incompetent keep talking shit about this phone more...
Guy 1. "I waited 13.5 Hours for my Iphone 3g"
Girl:"Thats Stupid What a waste of money"*Im hating myself on the inside so I gotta Hate on the New Hotness*
Guy 2:" Yeah Thats lame I dont really have any beef with the phone I just wouldnt know what I was doing with it... So I gotta be a bitch and agree with all the broke MThrFkrs that use Cricket and boost...*Chirp* Hold up its the moms...
Guy1: You guys are both Sippin on da Haterade You need to stop being Iphakers and Grow the Fuck Up. Anyone who hates on me and My phone is just acting HaBITCHual...

Guy 2: Wheres your Video Camera? Wheres your V-Cast?

Girl1: What About the: 1. AT&T network (90% of friends and my entire family is on Verizon)
2. Contract price (~$82/month).
3. Expensive to replace if broken.
Guy1:My REasons to get an Iphone

1. I’m a mac user. The phone would sync everything for me.
2. One device. One thing to carry.
3. Boredom solver.
4. Awesome web browser.
5. I’m out of contract and other phones are not as appealing.
6. The Apps Store promises some free downloads. Pay once for some cool extra.
7. Roll over minutes on AT&T network.
8. More stuff is being developed for it.
Guy 2: I can Play MonKey Ball on this? IM about to jizz in my pants! Way Cooler than my POS Chocolate *Runs To Store To Buy One*

Guy 1: What a NoobSauce...
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iPhone X

A gay ass phone that is too overpriced like tbh, $1000. Y'all fucked up it y'all bought that.
Man: I just bought the iPhone X
Another man: Fuck that shit. I have an iPhone 7 and it's better and cheaper
Man: Well that's true but it has facial recognition.
Another man: It didn't even work when the girl showed it in front of the rich people
Man: Ok stop making fun of me because I got an expensive office that isn't that good.
by Vueboy530 October 16, 2017
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iPhone 6

A really flexible, a bit too flexible, product made by idiots that just want to make an iPhone 5 look thinner.
My tenth iPhone 6 just bended the other day.
by LordBobiscuis October 09, 2014
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iPhone envy

State of having any other phone than the iPhone.
'Sorry for not contacting you earlier but I am experiencing iPhone envy and every minute spent with my Nokia feels like being trapped in a loveless marriage.'
by minase8888 September 18, 2011
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iPhone Chotch

a person (often a bro (see "bro") who is pathetically in love with their iPhone, and uses it in every possible case.
Javier: does anyone have a lighter?
Curtis: yeah bro you can use my Zippo App lol on my iPhone lol
Javier: quit being an iPhone Chotch
by RodgerJohnson March 28, 2009
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iPhone Fever (The)

A blog with accurate descriptions of flaws in Apple products.
Made to quiet down Apple fanboys.
iPhone Fever (The): iPhone has the worst browsing experience out there

How does the tasteless, Flashless iPhone browsing compare to a full web experience? Well, after 45,000 page loads the answer was clear, Android wins by a huge margin even with Flash support ...
by Michael.Schwartz April 12, 2011
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iphone 13

"Looooooooooonger Battery Life"
Its basically an iPhone 12s
iphone 13 should be called iPhone 12s
by munsworldddddddd February 07, 2022
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