im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary 

fuck boredom

fuck boredom just like i fuck my stepsister im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary dic

im very bored so im doing dumb shit on urban dictionary by dic man December 21, 2022

I've Got Time, But No Money 

The first song created by the legendary band Kino.

I've Got Time, But No Money sounds quite nice

I've Got Time, But No Money by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021

I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito 

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.

“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”

I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito by albyeinstein April 10, 2022

I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer 

meme made in 2018. Made popular in January 2021

Man 1: I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer
Man 2: ok

I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer by MillioZook January 30, 2021

i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock 

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.

(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.

i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock by s_N_double_O_P June 5, 2005

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss 

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss by The Bandit May 8, 2008

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. 

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