horn flash

Like a hot flash but instead it’s that brief period of time that you are extremely horny.

Wife to husband -“ want to turn on a movie for the kids and meet me in the bedroom?”

Husband to wife- “are you having a horn flash?”

by Poppy$eed October 6, 2019

Horned Bull

An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.

My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.

I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.

I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

ryan horn

Ryan Horn....lovable, loyal and always helps a person in need. Not very reliable but only because he doesn't plan well.

Ryan, Ryan Horn, awesomeness

by alliemontana April 30, 2014

Gurgle Horn

Just like a skin flute. This is another name for a penis.

Your mom plays the gurgle horn.

by Matt Dailey November 2, 2008

horn faptic

The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.

Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!

Person 2: Be right over!

by Tf2_Kid November 8, 2022

vagina horn

The little piece of skin that's left hanging over your vagina hole after a episiotomy.

Please don't get my vagina horn stuck between your teeth.

by omg bitch May 17, 2017

Water Horns

Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.

I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.

That curry left me with the water horns.

I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020