Wife to husband -“ want to turn on a movie for the kids and meet me in the bedroom?”
Husband to wife- “are you having a horn flash?”
Husband to wife- “are you having a horn flash?”
by Poppy$eed October 6, 2019
Get the horn flashmug. My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.
I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.
I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.
I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018
Get the Horned Bullmug. The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.
Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!
Person 2: Be right over!
Person 2: Be right over!
by Tf2_Kid November 8, 2022
Get the horn fapticmug. by Waselhorns1980 May 24, 2023
Get the Wazel hornsmug. by Big'en July 7, 2017
Get the guinnea hornmug. by Matt Dailey November 2, 2008
Get the Gurgle Hornmug. She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.
I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Horned Beefmug.