mr hoover

an absolute god, he is one of the best band teachers out there. someday that vein is gonna pop and the trumpets are going die, but until then its all fun and games!!!!!

lots of people think he is cute(gross) and people mistake him for a student.

dude mr hoover is such a cool teacher
mr hoover i dont wanna practice my flute please forgive me

by flutewhoisgoodbutneverdoestest February 27, 2019

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Hoover Dame

Hoover Dame, (Noun);

A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.

Azenath67, London

(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!

Azenath67, London

by Azenath67 March 1, 2019

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Hoover

Only the greatest sub 5 foot baseball player to ever walk planet earth. Don’t let his aroma of taco fool you, for hoover steals your bitch without breaking a sweat.

Guy 1: Who is that #2 kid
Guy2: That’s HOOVER 2 BASEBALL

by hooverbaseball March 14, 2019

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Personality Hoover

Someone who sucks away your whole personality but they don’t have enough imagination to have their own..

Everything I say she says 10 minutes after. What a personality hoover.

by kelh91 December 6, 2019

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Hoover

A stupid and oblivious person.

Bro you’re such a Hoover

by 7Hours April 29, 2020

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collin hoover

Bitch ass redneck that thinks he can do anything because he can walk on his hand. Needs to get a life and a new wardrobe. Totally obsessed with carhartt. His mama lays out his clothes every night.

Hey look that’s Collin Hoover. He’s a bitch.

by Collin Hoover’s mom May 16, 2020

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