mouth hooker

A female who gets what she wants by giving blowies.

I can't believe Tina got tickets for that sold out show. Must have given somebody mouth favors. Fucken'mouth hooker!

by rzagt March 4, 2009

Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.

Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!

by B-rellie August 6, 2011

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

hooker scratch

When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.

Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.

by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008

Hooker Cake

Any bitch that jumps out of a cake

guy 1 "Did you see that Hooker cake at Jim's bachelor party? I want to tear a piece out of that!"

guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"

by Eilean Dover July 7, 2008

hooker stomp

To brutally murder a filthy diseased hooker.

Y'all see that? That bitch went crazy as hizell! Hooker stomped that hoe til her boots was covered in blood an brains yo!

by Joshney September 30, 2007

Hooker-Nun

A female cybervangelist with questionable ethics. A female evangelical preacher who uses fear to extort tithings from the emotionally and intellectually infirm sheep that comprise her cybergation (cyberspace parish).

"Christian Broadcasting Network seems to employ a good number of hooker-nuns to keep its coffers full."

by VirtualVice August 14, 2009