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holiday postal

When going postal can't describe the amount of psychotic behavior that will be exhibited. Phrase is related to the amount of postal traffic during the holidays and how postal employees are under even more stress during those periods.
If you don't give me my McNuggets I'm going to go holiday postal on your ass!
by TyAdalyn September 25, 2010
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Holiday-denial

1. The surprise/ shock of an upcoming holiday, and denying it being that holiday, because it "snuck up on you"
2. The feeling of remorse you get after a certain holiday is over, meaning you will have to wait another year for it to come again
3. The out right inability to accept a holiday being over, shown by continuing to celebrate long after it is necessary
4. Refusing to celebrate a holiday
"I can't believe it's Christmas already! Last time I looked it was October... Is it really tomorrow? I must be in holiday-denial. "

Becky: "So there goes another Valentines day... Without a date... I really thought something special would happen... Maybe next year"
Cindy: "you have total holiday-denial."

"Those guys are still doing fireworks? It's like 2 am!!"
"it's holiday-denial my friend. They can't accept that it's over."

Jim the douche: "Yeah I'm a vegan so I choose to give thanks by not killing a turkey for this day"
Rick: *whispers* "holiday-denial"
by Itsqaffletime August 2, 2013
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Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"
Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday
by Pontiacc February 13, 2017
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Holiday Dip

The act of ditching your family during the holidays to aviod long conversations and looking at baby pictures.
My mom was about to show everyone my baby pictures so I pulled of a Holiday Dip.
by Mr.Impeccable February 19, 2012
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Corona holidays

The time of world quarantine because of corona virus when school shut down
- Yo I had soo much homework to do during corona holidays.
- I know, I don’t like it either.
by M4rth1n March 20, 2020
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Holiday Douche

Somebody who takes the day off work before or after every holiday.
Bill: "Scot Wayfinder took December 26th off again this year."
Daniel: "He's such a holiday douche.
by threelunches May 26, 2020
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holiday screw

When a couple dress up as Mr and Mrs Claus and fuck with Christmas music playing.

Also an original alcoholic drink made by Emma Cline Phillips.
Yo, last Kwanza by girlfriend and I Holiday Screwed to Frank Sinatra.
by Silverfox95 December 11, 2017
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