French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

highway 40

screwed up, like the highway is. H40 for short. Usually used when talking about a person to stay away from.

John: That girl is like so H40!

Lizzy: Stay away from him, he's kinda highway 40.

by Leesa J. October 21, 2007

Traveling South on Shaft Highway

A phrase used to not-so-discretely describe oral sex on a male.

(phone conversation)
guy1: Hey man, what are you up to right now?
guy2: Um, right now? Well, my girlfriend is traveling south on shaft highway.
guy1: Oh shit sorry dude! Later!

(two girls talking about the night before)
girl1: ... then I took him out to my car and I traveled south on shaft highway.
girl2: Did you go all the way down to the cul de sack? LOL!

by Bage September 23, 2011

tha highway

The city if Alexandria in Virginia

Dawg you from Richmond, no im from tha highway.

by Kalayla July 2, 2006

Hershey Highwayman

A man who likes bashing other male's turds.

Kevin: Christ, look at the leather trousers on him, he must be a hershey highwayman.

by Dexter Von Shithaase April 25, 2010

happy highway

big fat happy trail. you know what i'm talking about.

Wow, I've walked the happy trail, but you make me ride the happy highway...!

by J. Dawn Snow November 14, 2006

arabian highway

the act of rolling toycars down a girls rectum after punching her in the back of the head while having anal sex.

Dude, I gave Olivia the arabian highway last night and she shit out a toy car this morning.

by [WOA]QwoP January 10, 2011