Smarter than a corn pickin' hen

just a simple way to say someone's smart.

"that girl's smarter than a corn pickin' hen!"

by SwagMastertheeternal September 14, 2023

Mother Hen

When you slide a couple of peeled soft boiled eggs into her vagina and then have her squat above you and lay the eggs onto you or into your mouth.

No thanks, I already ate. We did the Mother Hen a few hours ago.

by AshFlops September 28, 2022

Punch up like a hen

When you are able to beat something/someone that is much higher level than your abilities should allow.

Dude, I totally beat that boss, I was having to punch up like a hen to do it however!"

by GarbyRator August 29, 2023

hen hud

A place where education goes to die

Person 1: yo what school you go to?
Person 2: hen hud
Person 1: 💀

by the only ray October 15, 2023

Church Hen

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.

The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.

by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023

STEP-HEN

A friend WhoIsABiotchAndTouches/Squeeses your tits for some reason

HE IS ACTING LIKE A STEP-HEN

by Dumbshit!!!!!!! April 3, 2020

Hen

A pal who is sound as fuck. Also commonly used in Scottish slang to describe a female.

"Do you know Iona Hall?"
"She's an absolute hen."

by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019