lalala i cant hear you

the act of telling people you dont want to hear they're bitch ass blabbing so you go "lalala i can't hear you" to show you fucking hate them and want them to really shut up

Nate: Its just math, how the fuck are you fail-
Keith: Lalala i cant hear you
Nate: Fuck you

by uranium eater February 13, 2025

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Hearing Voices

A voice that appears when a person has gone through so much pain and trauma they have to hear things said by non-humans on a daily basis sometimes all day long. Hearing voices is explanatory it is as it sounds but it's not a good thing to hear. HE double-hockey sticks. They may hear them when they are by themeself or don't have there focus on anything else like a tv, phone, or family gathering or function

My parents didnt believe my when I said I was hearing voices she told me that real people actually said that and I told her one night my parents had there door closed and I was thinking in my head that my mom didn't put enough chicken on my plate and they said be grateful that you even have chicken and like the human being I am because nobody can physically control me I went to go get one more piece of chicken and my dad said well I don't know about that one. I AM ACTUALLY HEARING VOICES

by ThatGurlSata May 24, 2023

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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

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