itay habani

itay habani is the name of a middle eastern 5"3 midget who thinks he can climb walls even though he can't even lift his own weight up
itay habani looks like a sack of potatoes because of all the carbohydrates he shoves into his HUGE mouth all day long.
his nostriles are equivalent to the size of an average room and he has a hunchback similar to The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

why does this brown midget kid has a hunchback?? he must be itay habani...

by Ploony February 2, 2022

Mikael Hasan

A dude who thinks they're funny

You're not funny. Stop being a mikael hasan

by joshua ernestburg April 3, 2023

rabiul hasan

Rabiul hasan. He's a person with a very good and kind heart. He loves to be himself. He doesn't care what other people thinks about him. He is really very friendly with everyone. He loves to make people laugh. He can never let you be upset. He's different from all the others. He's special. He is amazing, cute, pretty, cool, awesome, handsome, lovely, funny etc!! He's the best!
Rabiul hasan is trustworthy. He won't break your trust. If you have a rabiul hasan in your life, you are the luckiest person ever!

who's that amazing person over there?

It's rabiul hasan

by your only love November 23, 2023

Mahdi Hasan

Very handsome, tall guy, very religious, very cool, likes maths and writing for fun.

He's such a Mahdi Hasan

by That_GuyOG August 22, 2024

Doing a hasan

When you inadvertently mess something that would seemingly be easy to complete

Why did you colour the wall blue? The client wanted red!
“F**k, I done a hasan on that one”

“Lucky they corrected me, I was in the process of doing a hasan”

by Kayess88 November 26, 2023

done a Hasan

Done a Hasan is a derogatory term commonly used in Sydney Australia, when one has F**ked something up. Doing a Hasan is often inferred to make a catastrophic F-up downplayed and humorous.

"you burnt the toast"- "Sorry I done a Hasan on that one"
*gets hit by car- "I done a real Hasan on crossing the road"

by Kayess88 November 29, 2023