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Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
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Do a harold

I might do a Harold night and have a pizza.
by Migraine 52 February 21, 2023
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The Dirty Harold

When a man has sex in missionary position and intensely stares into the eyes of his opponent whilst sweating profusely. The Dirty Harold
by Craneo90 February 17, 2026
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Old fashion Harold

When you use baby powder or gold bond to powder your privates and say HAROLD.
While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold
by Baby Harold October 11, 2025
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