To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
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