Harvard declined your call

Harvard declined your call or missed call from Harvard basically means that your dumb and have no brain cells at all. When someone says this to you, it means you said something so confident thinking it was true or right but in reality it was dumb and pointless.

“Why did Elon musk buy twitter if it was free on the App Store”?
Me: “Harvard declined your call”

by Cwermsigh May 8, 2024

hargarbaharbagarga

A random mumble indicating that you find something stupid or redundant.

Friend 1: “Astrobot deserved game of the year”
You: “Hargarbaharbagarga

by BigBoyDefinitions1 December 24, 2024

Harvard of Muncie

Ball State University

I just got into Harvard ... of Muncie.

Ball State is the Harvard of Muncie.

by Enby of the Underworld January 17, 2025

Harvard on the Hudson

Marist college is a prestigious private higher education school located in Poughkeepsie NY on the bank of the Hudson River. The views are outstanding, and it is often referred to as "Harvard on the Hudson," as the campus resembles similar attributes to Harvard's campus, with the exception being its on the Hudson River.

"Harvard unfortunately rejected my application, so I am instead attending Harvard on the Hudson, Marist college!"

by Harvard Reject March 19, 2025

Harvardize

Typically said of a university, college or school but can apply to other institutions: To become an org that incites, encourages, permits, tolerates, or fails to punish antisemitic vandalism, or violence against or harassment of students, faculty, staff, partners, clients, donors, and members of the public, apparently following the apparent lead of Harvard University.
Reflexive verb: to Harvardize oneself.

Hey Columbia*, stop Harvardizing yourself.

Hello UCSF*! Please do not Harvardize yourselves.
* or, Insert name of school or other org

by T5_TryingToTellTheTruth March 18, 2026

Harvard of the Smokies

Commonly used to describe Western Carolina University

I studied Engineering at the Harvard of the Smokies.

by Camtrayn August 25, 2025

Harvarded

To be harvarded is to have a person with immense power, mainly an authoritarian figure, ruthlessly go after an individual or an organization that is critical of them, like Trump is doing to Harvard.

This organization is being very careful with its words, because it doesn't want to get harvarded.

by Zeddawg May 29, 2025