hanzala

hanzala is husband material. He is sexy rich and independent, also knows how to take care of him self also a simp .

omg is that hanzala? hes gna give me his babies

by hanzalas future wife May 24, 2022

greasy hazel

Dutty hazel that can’t be fucked to shower

Here comes greasy hazel again, take a shower bitch!

by Baffled refrigerator April 23, 2020

baby hazel

the spawn of satan. haunts ur nightmares, and dreams.

baby hazel is an abomination that deserves death.

by Patricia_is_sexy February 19, 2022

Hazel

See God. Was discovered to be god, by the former god, Dugan and thus the Protestant Reformation started.

"Hazel went topless last night. All hail Hazel."

by Dugan October 14, 2004

Hazel

Can’t take dick but that’s okay she has a good personality and is very pretty

Lad: Hazel come suck my dick
Hazel: I don’t think u wanna be disappointed xo

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Hazel

Hazel is a slang term for a person who has a compulsion to steal clothing from her boyfriend, especially jackets.

Hazels have a tendancy to over sleep, but deny the over sleeping when it is pointed out.

Hazel is also known to have a massive cock.

Stop stealing jackets, you Hazel!

Me: Hey it's 10 o'clock, let's go out.
Hazel: Nah I'm really tired I think I'll go to bed.

by TrippySlipSlideMcFallingson April 1, 2009

Hansel and Gretel

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.

"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"

by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011