Dundee Handshake

A forward way of checking someone's sex during an introduction. This particular handshake occurs with the other person's groin region. See movie 'Crocodile Dundee'.

Brad is so drunk he'd bang anything that passes the dundee handshake test.

by JonnyNoDrama07 May 12, 2009

Texas Handshake

The act of delivering a friendly handshake while your partner is spread eagle. "One in the Pink, Four in the Stink". It's the handshake so big it could only come from Texas: The Texas Handshake!

Kris: I can't believe you gave her a Texas Handshake in the Parking Lot!

Stan: Fit like a glove. Wanna smell my fingers?

by asiandong April 18, 2016

umpa lumpa handshake

The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.

"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"

by Steve Uknow March 14, 2011

Marcy handshake

When you diddle a man's grapes with the tips of your fingers in a rhythmic motion - usually while a "deedle deedle deedle" noise occurs in the background.

Dude, I got this chick wasted at the bar and she totally gave me a Marcy handshake in the handicapped stall of the mens room!

by Dawn Keedic July 25, 2009

samurai handshake

Asian massage parlors offer this at the end of a massage, They will jack you off before you leave.

When I was done getting a massage from that asian chick, she offered me a samurai handshake for an extra 20 bucks.

by acm210001 May 6, 2010

Man-Sized Handshake

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.

A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.

by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010

Hamilton Handshake

Breaking a bottle (usually in a bar fight) and stabbing somebody with the jagged ends.

Named after the crappy, industrial city in Ontario.

I went to the bar for a beer but instead, I ended up getting a Hamilton Handshake.

by zippypete April 21, 2009