Hanger Hand

That gross metal residue that gets on the top of your hand when you carry hangers around the store before heading in to the dressing room.

I was at Macy's the other day and I got hanger hand while trying on dresses.

by Walbroehl March 30, 2009

dead hand

When a person’s hand is totally unresponsive to their mate’s overtures to hold it because they are pissed off about something.

I reached for her in a moment of unbridled affection and found that once again she was punishing me with dead hand.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

ok hand

A symbol to make people fall for your trap... Goteem..

Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: ??
Person 1: Uses the special ok hand symbol
Person 1: Goteem
Person 2: idoit

by urbanils November 9, 2018

Plow Hand

Deep anal fisting and gaping. Typically to the mid-forearm.

I plow handed Rachel last night. You should have seen her gaping. ass.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

hand hammock

interlocking the fingers to make a basket for your head; therefore, a hand hammock

I was chillen in my lawn, when I used my hand hammock to relax more

by major_baker July 13, 2011

Hoof hands

A type of hand that is disproportionately wider than it should be. If you measure the height of a hand from wrist to base of the middle finger, and divide that by the measurement from the side of the hand directly across from the start of the thumb to said point, any score above .8 can be diagnosed as hoof hands.

Person 1: Did you ever notice his hands kinda look like a horse's

Person 2: Yeah bro, he's got some hoof hands

by Hoofs4Handz June 9, 2021

bitch hands

When a man has healthy hands but they are week and slight almost feminine.This conditon is not caused by injury or birthdefect.

Steve tried to open the PVC cement but he could'nt do it with his bitch hands.
My father inlaw tried to intimidate me by squeezing my hand when we were introduced but I politley crushed his bitch hand.

by PERMWORD34 February 27, 2008