by _eggy March 24, 2023

A phrase used to show extreme distress during the course of doing something that requires mental or physical work. Can also be used as an Adjective to describe an act of physical or mental labor.
Karina: Javier, Why are you so tired?
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
distresslaziness
Javier: The elevator broke this morning, and it was a bitch and a half to walk up the stairs.
distresslaziness
by Dr. Professor Javier IV January 7, 2015

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.
Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.
by Aete Bawl December 25, 2003

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.
by Mykropenys September 21, 2016

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by Adam C. L. May 8, 2008
