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half a fuck

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.
Al: Me and Mary finally decided to get married!
Harry: I don't give half a fuck about that.
by Mykropenys September 21, 2016
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half hitch

A half erect and half soft penis. Another term for "chub"
Dude I was so drunk last night, when I tried to have sex with her, I could only get a half hitch
by The Shanman April 2, 2015
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half nose

Commonly said by someone who is insecure about their own nose as an act to put you down.
"She has a half nose" -a clown
by _eggy March 24, 2023
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Fuck that and a half

When a simple "Fuck that" isn't enough.
Anna: Do you want to come with me to my little sister's ballet recital?

James: Fuck that and a half.
by JackstickX August 13, 2011
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Chopped-in-half

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.
Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.
by Aete Bawl December 25, 2003
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half chub

Seeing Britney Spears' tits gave me a half chub.
by imanadultnow March 27, 2004
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half a bag on

The condition of being buzzed but not yet completely drunk.
John came back from the bar early with half a bag on.
by Adam C. L. May 8, 2008
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