Hamster Joint

The tiny rolled up pieces of paper in a vagina that get left behind from wiping.

After wiping my vagina, I had little hamster joints left behind.

by TightTina May 21, 2023

drown a hamster

To have one's panties get so wet from being excited that you would be able to drown a hamster

Kelly got so turned on by Damian that you could drown a hamster in her panties

by Queen_of_chaos October 24, 2014

hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.

Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.

by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016

hamster hands

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.

I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.

by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023

choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 7, 2014

Corona Hamster

A person who shows asocial hoarding behavior during a pandemic crisis similar to the Corona "Covid-19" disease outbreak. A Corona Hamster is a person who shows Compulsive hoarding behavior while there is no scarcity of life products during an outbreak and instead, causing scarcity due to his or her hoarding behavior.

Did you buy all the Toilet paper? You F***ing Corona Hamster, and how do I need to wipe my Ass now?

by LiquidSass March 13, 2020

Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.

"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder

by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022