russian haircut

a prank, commonly pulled by students at school, involving the act of rubbing the bent knuckles of the index and middle fingers aggressively against the surface of the scalp, resulting in a friction burn caused by the pulling of the skin of the scalp and the pulling of the hair
on international culture day at school, many were fascinated when listening to igor’s presentation on russian culture, except that changed after his demonstration of the russian haircut.
by yggLLd March 14, 2020
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Haircut privilege

Anyone who is getting a hair gets to choose what seat he or she sits in.
He sat in the front for his haircut privilege.
by Martin Letevi September 18, 2021
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Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.
Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.
by Elver Gallarga June 04, 2022
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Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.
They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.
by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021
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Bastard Haircut

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.
"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"
by Omega Messiah March 09, 2020
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Walmart Haircut

It's when you twist the girls pubes into a ponytail and then proceed to bite down on said ponytail and yank it out then kiss it back into her mouth
Yooo! man shit got freaky last night, I ended up giving her a Walmart Haircut during foreplay
by Jake paul-sama May 10, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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