Guinness-Bomb

A cocktail, consisting of a freshly pulled pint of Guinness with a shot of Jaegermeister and Red Bull dropped into it. Popularised at the bar 'Carpe Diem' in Leeds city centre, but the concoction has since spread elsewhere

An example of a Guinness-Bomb can be provided by sidling up to a willing barman and giving him the glad wink.

by Jeffery McDermmott January 18, 2013

Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

Guinnessing

The act of ejaculating on a females head to make her look like a pint of Guinness

Barrington - Oi fam did you smash that Irish ting last night?
Ramraj - Yeh bruhh, I gave her a proper Guinnessing
Barrington - A what?! :/
Ramraj - You don't know shit!

by Assfinger9000 November 22, 2016

Guinevere

Is a very cool and polite person, but don't get on their bad side. They won't spread rumors and usually eats a crap ton of food-mostly during lunch- every day! No matter how much they eat, they still be a skinny piece of shit. They hate being rude but when they are, ya better watch yo back. She is usually bi or lesbian, and she likes the girls with more personality. She herself has an amazing personality, and is very delighted to meet long lost relatives and friends. She is very interested in photography and also a comical sense of humor. Be her friend or acquaintance, but almost never her enemy. She may get mad, but holds a gruge for as long as someone remembers it. She hates herself and wants to change herself, but somehow even her parents still love her. She thinks every day on how to improve the life of others, never once thinking about herself except for when she gets embarrassed and thinks how she can not be seen again by those specific people she was embarrassed in front of.

Tommy: Hey did you hear about Guinevere? How is she?
Dominic: I don't know, she was in a pretty bad accident. She can't remember anything, but she is still her awesome self, even though she is a little more suicidle than before.
Tommy: Sorry Dom, I know she meant a lot to you.

by Guinpogostick February 26, 2017

guin

Guin originated in 1953 when two English lads got into a argument about who was more sexy. Eventualy one english lad pounced on the other english lad and began a bloody massacre that lasted 7 days and 7 nights kind of like Noahs Ark, at the end of the ruccus 1 english man arose victor and the Queen of england pronounced him "Guin" for sexy man who can kick some ass.

The dude Chris is such a guin dont you think Stigmatic?

by Tyler Hartley May 30, 2006

steaming your guinea pig

Taking matters into your own hands

It is needed for steaming your guinea pig.

by mr. mere bohnen September 2, 2009

Guinness Stew

The beer shit you unleash upon the world after a long night of drinking Guinness on St. Patrick's Day.

Greg: Dude, last night was crazy with all the Guinness and Car Bombs. I unleashed some Guinness Stew at work this morning!
George: Bro, your an idiot!

by G Mo March 18, 2010