Any italian guy who spikes his hair, wears baggy jeans, has a relative in the mob, loves glow sticks, takes myspace/facebook pictures shirtless, loves clubbing, and thinks hes the shit. He's not.
by guidos are gross. April 19, 2009
Get the guido mug.Guilford is literally the gem of the CT shoreline. Its's small and "quaint," which unfortunately attracts thousands of tourists during the summer (something the locals do NOT enjoy). It's populated by beautiful and, for the most part, wealthy families who have trickled down from the major cities, like New York, to live a life of luxury on the ocean.
The offspring may be a bit spoiled, due to their sheltered and privledged lifestyles, but are no doubt one of the most attractive in all of CT. The guys maintain their families' legacies by possessing the perfect mix of clean-cut, preppy stoner with a dash of rugged surfer style. They drive cars purchased for them on their 16th birthdays and are quiet the charmers when they are set off into the real world. Guilford boys know how to party, deal drugs, but still please any group of superiors and succeed in any situation. Guilford girls are lucky enough to have their daddy's money and their mother's good looks. Though some may call them snobbish or high maintenance, these girls know how to charm any guy. Their intelligence, wit and naturally attained good looks are hard for any non-Guilford resident to turn down.
Guilford also produces some of the most talented young musicians on the entire shoreline. With a fabulous music program in the high school, these artists are quick to gain fame and a solid fan base from other Guilford residents. No wonder the world so easily falls for Guilford.
The offspring may be a bit spoiled, due to their sheltered and privledged lifestyles, but are no doubt one of the most attractive in all of CT. The guys maintain their families' legacies by possessing the perfect mix of clean-cut, preppy stoner with a dash of rugged surfer style. They drive cars purchased for them on their 16th birthdays and are quiet the charmers when they are set off into the real world. Guilford boys know how to party, deal drugs, but still please any group of superiors and succeed in any situation. Guilford girls are lucky enough to have their daddy's money and their mother's good looks. Though some may call them snobbish or high maintenance, these girls know how to charm any guy. Their intelligence, wit and naturally attained good looks are hard for any non-Guilford resident to turn down.
Guilford also produces some of the most talented young musicians on the entire shoreline. With a fabulous music program in the high school, these artists are quick to gain fame and a solid fan base from other Guilford residents. No wonder the world so easily falls for Guilford.
Boy: You're amazing! Where are you from?
Girl: Guilford, CT
Boy: Ah, I should've known. Guilford girls are by far the best.
Girl: Guilford, CT
Boy: Ah, I should've known. Guilford girls are by far the best.
by dfsdfsdf July 12, 2009
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If you go to a dance club, you are bound to see guidos attempting to dance and sweating and smelling funny.
by Fankie C January 15, 2007
Get the guido mug.small cocky gorilla/monkey like creatures that are associated with the maub and have extremely small dicks but say that they are huge, 65% of the time all guidos have in their pants is a deep, pink, fish-taco smelling tunnel, this tunnel blows out a fish-taco smelling wind after the guido is through with his mexican slave (Fabio)in the bed
G-Man:i cant wait to go whack those guidos
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
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J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!
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