gravel monkey

geologists are gravel monkeys, because it is not a real science.

real scientist: i can't believe people pay these gravel monkeys to play with dirt
gravel monkeys: oooohh aahahaaoooh aahah *plays with dirt and gravel*

by GeologyIsNotScience December 14, 2021

Gravel Patch

A patch of small stones for jumping on.

Look at that Gubby jumping in that gravel patch!

by Si.83 June 25, 2022

graves#0001

amazing great person, very christian (inside joke), swell person. Puts others first (great person). Kind hearted (with rizz)

Yo that graves#0001 guy is really nice

by q9rm November 14, 2022

gaven

daddy

daddy gaven

by anonymous January 9, 2023

Gavelhand

A judgemental person

"Don't be such a gavelhand Gavin!" Courtney yelled.

by Muffed March 14, 2023

he gave me life

He was "Everything!"

That guy was so gorgeous, he gave me life! to die for

by ALARMALARM July 18, 2017

early grave

when someone annoys you to the point you think you are going to die earlier than you should

Oh god you're going to drive me into an early grave

by Boiiis July 29, 2017