count the guap

When someone doesn’t understand something your talking about

Count the Guap how

by Sensatori February 14, 2018

Bubba Gumps

Rims with big lips. (deep dish rims) At least a 6 or 7 inch lip.

I got a kandy painted 7 doose cutty sittin on 24's wit dem Bubba Gumps baby. 209 Stockton Cali representin'

by Mikey Mike 209 May 15, 2008

guap drop

a cleaner way to say, taking a dump

I gots to get my guap drop on, before a mudfall occurs!!

by TGUNZ Toph August 18, 2007

chilla-guasta

slang term meaning "porn" or anything to do with porn

"Hey Joe, wanna go to my place and watch chilla-guasta on pay tv?"

"Check out Amy's new chilla-guasta shoes, she probably thinks she's a fluffer in a cheap porn flick!"

by Donat August 28, 2006

spin that guap

1. Spend that money

Guap- A considerable amount of money

I'm gonna spin that guap till the early mornin.

by SarayurrhomieG June 23, 2008

guap

Spooge, semen, semenal fluid,or the "meat" in a "taco" from taco bell.

Jack covered jill's face with guap during his money shot.

I'd like a bean burrito with extra guap, please.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

The gumps

when you see someone running very fast

Friend 1:Did you see that?
Friend 2: Ya man that boy put the gumps on

Friend 1:Yes I just won the race
Friend 2:Hey man where did you get those gumps?

by T-Free88 March 13, 2011