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Alexander Gomez

Is just like a red sour patch Kid....hot & sexy.. he is sour then sweet...but he sticks around he doesnt just leave. can act like alittle kid sometimes but its cute :P
Tall and fit..likes to play sports especially soccer. Smart . he feels more then what he says. expresses his feelings by making fun of you, but knows how to make you feel better afterwards...can be really cheesy. likes how people react when they are surprised or scared...alexander is fun to hang around with...you dont get bored...and you feel an empty hole when he is gone..so once you have an alexander gomez do NOT let him get out of your life.......i love my Alexander Gomez :)
Alexander Gomez is the tape to your broken heart.....
by justme;) June 2, 2011
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Selena Gomez

An Disney Channel actress.Good friends with other Disney Channel stars like Miley Cyrus,Emily Osment,Demi Lovato,and all the rest of them.She is friends with Miley Cyrus,even though they played enemies on Hannah Montana,Is a singer,and sang the theme song to her new show on Disney Channel,Wizards of Waverly Place
Everything is not what it seems,does Alex(Selena Gomez) know that!
by Meena December 28, 2007
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geometry

(n)

1. A mind-numbing class which will leave any student's head spinning.

2. What Kagome hates above all else!
1. Teacher, will you please let me torch my geometry book?

2. "I hate geometry" - Kagome
by RHS Student June 28, 2004
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
by J.Z. - vukajlija April 24, 2009
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Dome gnome

The dome gnome is a growing phenomenon seen in college towns across the country. It is usually of the female sex, with an unusual predilection for giving oral services to her mate. If her affinity for dome-giving is matched by a stimulating physical appearance, she is to be considered a "Dome Slut."

But, like in so many cases, the creature is often of lesser aesthetic quality, resembling more a troll or beast. It is then that she takes on the role of "Dome Gnome." The dome gnome can be summoned at all times and her relationship to the male is static like that of a garden gnome or vacuum cleaner.
Enter dome gnome.

Roommate 1: Woah! what is Ben doing with that troll in his room?

Roommate 2: don't worry bro she's just a dome gnome.

Roommate 1: oooh, got it. Nice.
by Brorden gekko March 20, 2011
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Gnomeing

Gnomeing is the act of taking garden gnomes from various houses. You must be wearing dark clothes, and it must be very very late. You may either discard the gnomes on someones lawn as a joke, or keep them; depending on your level of desperation for social interactions. Just never get caught with them.
Did you hear they got arrested for Gnomeing?
by GnomesMcGee January 26, 2011
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geometry dash water

A famous Geometry Dash Youtuber known for his comments on videos, and the creator of "Geometry Dash Comedy News"
Hey did you see Water's new video?
Or
Geometry Dash Water's comment was funny, wasn't it?
by AquaticJx June 7, 2016
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