If you're a freshman:
-Don'
t go in the greenhouse unless you've already had drugs
-Don'
t use a credit card in the vending machines unless you want your identity stolen
-When the lunch bell rings, if you don't run you won'
t get
food
-Don'
t even try to go on the patio or one of the rent-a-cops will get you detention
-Scrubs are super comfortable but try to avoid getting dress-coded everyday
-Don'
t put glue in the locks or you'll be arrested
-Don'
t write who you want to blow up on the bathroom stall or you'll get arrested
-Don'
t get a locker or the druggies will store their weed in there and you'll get framed and arrested
-If the dogs come always check your locker the
day before if you can
-The teachers are totally chill with you coming to school high
-The science hall door is always unlocked
-Do not throw up in the portables
-You can say nigga no matter what race you are
-Don'
t automatically assume someone is a girl or a
boy
-Don't brag about your grades near the jocks
-
Lacrosse & Basketball > Football &
Baseball
-Dress up during HoCo week or feel the wrath of the red-neck patriots
-Beware of '
virgin' jello shots unless you want to get drunk
-If someone says Pharmacy or Gaybrier they probably mean your school
-If you put vodka in your clear water bottle, no one will notice
-If your soul dies, you always have next year :)
