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grateness

The one true spelling of "greatness", despite what anti-Urbanists like tarquin ↓↑ô░█┼º◄T►º┼█░ô↑↓ Farkas may tell you.
"I just converted to Urbanism and I achieved grateness!"
by The Urbanist January 30, 2018
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Greatest Hits

Not only a CD of an artist's supposed best material, but also a song by the Long Beach band Sublime, which is an under-rated and one of Sublime's greatest songs...to fans of Sublime of course
This man making money how I know
It won't be no man of me
In my bed I watch TV
I'm drunk by noon but that's ok
I'll be president someday
Light my cigarette and I think
that Bert Susanka made me drink
Load the box and I pump that shit
Got my Greatest Hits
by Jebus Kableezy July 27, 2005
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Enemy At The Gates

1. A 2001 war film directed by Jean-Jacques Annaud, starring Jude Law, Joseph Fiennes and Ed Harris set during the Battle of Stalingrad in World War II.

2. An alcoholic shot named for the film containing a mix of vodka, Goldschläger, and Kahlúa.
1. Have you seen that movie Enemy At The Gates? Those snipers were crazy.

2. Who's down for a round of Enemy At The Gates?
by c.sharp January 23, 2009
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vag grapes

When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also know as: women's dingleberries
Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive vag grapes.
by Christine & Jessie May 1, 2006
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Pearly gates

When you pull out of the vagina a bit too late and ejaculate on the vagina itself.
Dave was drunk, and a bit too slow to pull out, he left her with pearly gates.

Dave: " I hope she didn't get pregnant, I left with pearly gates last night."

Sean: "That sucks."
by TomShannon666 May 3, 2009
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Bill Gates

As of 2009, the 3rd richest man in the world, he has made our lives easier through Microsoft and has redefined many times the meaning of "Personal Computer". Bill Gates, along with Steve jobs, have made our lives easier ever since the 1990's with the internet and the pc's and macs, and even though there's controversies about which is better, deep down, we all know there equal. He has donated billions of dollars to charities and will keep on doin' it until he's out of money. He is a good man and therefore deserves to be respected.
"If you had a chance to meet bill gates, would you do it?"

"no, he's a nerd"

" Well he's a rich nerd"

"I don't give a crap, hes lame."

" You're a retard."
by Ricky000 January 11, 2009
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Gates middle school

a school in scituate, massachusetts for grades 7 and 8. The teachers who are all asses, except for the former principal who passed away in a car crash march 2010. The school is filled with boys who smoke pot and all the girls are sluts that cant act their age and dont know the difference between undergarments and clothing. If their not a slut there probably overweight and puggy. Except for the few down to earth students most have their head and the clouds and focus on partying and making out with boys then school work and their future.
Gates Middle school fun facts

grades average = D+
slutty girls= 90 %
pot head boys=75%
annoying teachers = 95%
by anonymousx1x2x3x4x5x9 May 3, 2010
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