salty grandma

The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.

I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.

by AwesoCast November 24, 2007

Grandma's House

CoD4 Private match game on Overgrown. 1 player sits on top of grandma's house with a sniper. The other players must cross the map and get into the shed behind grandma's house without being killed by the player on the roof. Once a player gets inside the old shed, they can use a sniper to kill the person on the roof of grandma's house. The game ends when everyone on one team dies. Usually played on S n D.

Hey bro, you wanna get some guys on Xbox later to play some Grandma's House?

by Storm78910 November 14, 2016

Grandma Time

Grandma Time is quality time spent with your grandma. Everyone, even punk-ass metalheads, has at least one moment in their life that they can qualify as Grandma Time. It should never be interrupted, because Grandma Time lost cannot be recovered. Ever.

*John Lydon is walking through London with his grandma when fan walks up to the pair*
Fan-"Dude, omg, I am a HUGE fan of the Sex Pistols! Can I have your autograph!"
*Lydon pulls switchblade on fan*
Lydon-"Do NOT interrupt my Grandma Time!"
Lydon's grandma pulls out a butterfly knife and whispers-"Don't interrupt his Grandma Time..."

by mersbearshippunk March 7, 2009

Grandma slipper

A person who slips grandmas drugs for RAPE. They do the dirty with the grandmas and flee the scene. They are dirty mother fuckers and i dont suggest being near one.

"That guy is a grandma slipper," says Mark
"Really," says Tomtack
Mark says, "Yes, really, hes fuckin gross"
Tomtack nodds in agreement. and says, "he sure is"

by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007

Grandmas Sweater

When an elderly woman's cleavage has sagged to the point where it can be wrapped around a persons body like a sweater.

John: Jesus christ it's freezing out here, it's like minus five out here
Tim: Well looks like you're gonna need grandmas sweater this winter
John: OH DUDE NOOO, THAT'S JUST MESSED UP!!!

by Chunky Munkayy December 29, 2012

Grandma Buck

One of, if not THE, hottest babes in the world. EVER. period.

chris: hey nick what are you doing tonight??
nick: oh you know what i'm doing tonight
andy: GRANDMA BUCKKKKKKKKK!

guy 1: dude that chicks hawt!
guy 2: not as hawt as grandma buck!
guy 3: holy shit that IS grandma buck!!!!

by G-maBuckLover April 24, 2009

Ghetto Grandma

A woman under the age of 35 who is a grandma.

Those daytime bitches on the treadmills are all ghetto grandmas. they come to the gym for free childcare while their daughters are in highschool.

by wordwolfe October 26, 2010