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grab-assing

"You guys need to cut out the grab-assing and get to work."
by Les June 6, 2003
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What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”
by aq_ua March 29, 2021
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Intellectual Grabass

When two people (especially egotistical smart people) flirt with each other using their intelligence to debate a scholarly issue.
An example of an instance of intellectual grabass would be:

Male professor: "Didn't you think Nietzsche's "Will to Power" was the most influencial work of its day?"

Female professor: "Heavens yes! Foucult, Sarte, and Camus would be utterly unispired without it."
by MLZ November 10, 2006
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Grabassin

Noun; Grab-Ass-In

1.)A process in which a person or group of people perform meaningless tasks to occupy time instead of completing an assignment, task or job

2.)When a person decides to replace a given task with another less valuable or exhausting task in an attempt to relieve themselves of a given responsibility
Coach: Staci, your supposed to be doing the ball drills

Staci: Coach, I was just talking to Chris about yesterdays game
Coach: I know grabassin when i see it, now start running
by T0pher8 February 4, 2010
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can of grabass

Elderly, female visitors to National Historic sites frequently open this while having their picture taken with costumed employees of the site. They are often, but not always, from Quebec.
Wow. That elderly lady just opened a can of grabass on me. Dave would have loved it.
by who's he eh? July 29, 2010
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Nico Grabass

The biggest warlock you’ll ever meet.
This warlock can’t ride a bike!
Is his name nico grabass?
YEAH!!.
by Queen warlords December 4, 2021
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grabassery

Usually pertains to poor service, and most often refers to lazy, inept, incompetent employees.
That's not to say, however, that it can't be used to describe your average garden variety ineptitude. Friends or accquaintences are good sources of humor/aggravation of this kind.
My package was bounced around in the FedEx truck for 3 days because the driver couldn't be bothered to look for the address or even, given an alternate, to deliver the package to a place she FREQUENTLY services. Customer service was no help, the terminal is run by a bunch of crazy half-drunken idiots, and the drivers are OBVIOUSLY dismally inept. I've never seen such grabassery.
by ElKrampo7 July 14, 2008
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