Gooch snooch

A smoothie made from sweaty T. rex jizz, that instantly cools when it hits the back side of your ass after a woolly mammoth rides you to your Eskimo cousins house ;)

*Sid the sloth* “where’d manny go” ?
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes

by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019

gooch quake

when you stick the dick in so hard the balls slap so hard against the gooch they start quaking

evan: yo my girl got the gooch quake last night

friends in unicen: hell yea boy

by GoochQuaker June 20, 2020

Gooch-Off

The liquid excreted from your ass that accumulates and flows down your gooch.

Damn, that gooch-off was tasty as hell.

by tommyboy69420 March 9, 2021

Goosh

An unknown fluid in or about the female genital region; a mixture of natural lubricant and/or semen and/or sweat and/or discharge of various means and/or the type of "wet" most adult females tend to be if she tends to be sexually active.

Oh, babe.. you're so gooshy! I love it.

by God of Madness March 8, 2022

GoochSticker

A little piece of dry dookie matter that sticks to the roof of your gooch.

"Man, this GoochSticker is giving me a rash."

by NO1R April 4, 2022

Gonschous

Gorgeous; bodacious; perfect in every way

"No one has the right to be so fucking gonschous."

by Rainbow Lorri May 9, 2023

Soupy Gooch

What happens when he “forgot to pull out.”

I gave her (or him) a soupy gooch last night.

by TannerTheAlphaGay February 1, 2019