prestige gooning

A state of sexual pleasure achieved through masturbation in which one ascends beyond consciousness and becomes one with his penis. The utmost form of gooning.
I got so far into prestige gooning yesterday that I became my penis.
by tomatoBhutan May 6, 2022
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Goon Spoon

"Go pick up that goon spoon and start digging a hole."
by thebiestsc October 18, 2008
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Booty Goon

Original term has evolved to mean a homosexual male with a thuggish appearance or personality.
He talking all that gangsta sh*t in the street but errybody know he a booty goon.
by Frictionmaker November 15, 2015
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Poon Goon

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.
A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.
by andood January 26, 2009
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Goon-of-fortune

Goon-of-fortune can be played at any good party, or gives any shit party a good kick. All that is needed is a goon bag and a clothesline. Everyone takes his or her position under the clothesline & the bag is pegged on. The clothesline is spun around while everyone is singing the theme song for WHEEL-OF-FORTUNE. The lucky person the bag lands on gets to have a good mouthful & the bag line is spun again till everyone is too drunk to spin.

Goon-of-fortune is highly recommended for any party that has a “Hills Hoist” clothesline in the back yard.
'Let's hit the clothes line, its time to get fucked on Goon-of-fortune!!!!'
by Alice.F June 11, 2006
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Goon Blasting

The act of anally fingering a group of thugs surrounding you while you also provide oral sex. Can also be a single thug/gangster but is more closely associated with a group. Is not gender specific.

Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast
Dude I saw Mary goon blasting the other day in a dark alley. What a whore!

Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.

Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?
by dEdzilla September 25, 2014
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goon sesh

by gnbln April 9, 2023
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