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gooch smacker

When a hips are motioned foward and back in a fast motion causing the scrotum to making clapping sounds on the stomach and googh area.
Zeke did the gooch smacker so hard he hurt his nuts.
by Brian May 13, 2005
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Gooch push

When you are squeezing real hard to shit but still struggling, you can reach down and press firmly on the perineum (the space between the anus and balls/vagina) and it pushes out the stubborn shit.
Man, I’m squeezing so hard I’m getting a headache. Better just gooch push it instead.
by Crystallised skull September 2, 2022
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Gooch Hawk

Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.
Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?

Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.

Girl 1: Why's that?

Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.

Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011
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Gooch Blaster

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.
Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.
by davrimeh October 8, 2018
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Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.
Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.
by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014
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Thunder Gooch

An extremely hard and fierce kick to the gooch, from behind, to a sleeping person. Can be used on an awake person walking up stairs.
Stan was being an asshole, so when he passed out, we all took turns thunder gooching him.
by 431 plus one October 18, 2011
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pull a gooch

To leave abruptly in seek of a fresh start. It can be through moving to a new town or blocking everyone on social media
‘oi, old jeff should pull a gooch and leave town!’
by therearenomorenames December 21, 2019
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