Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.
Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?
Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.
Girl 1: Why's that?
Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.
Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.
Girl 1: Why's that?
Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.
Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011
Get the Gooch Hawkmug. When you are squeezing real hard to shit but still struggling, you can reach down and press firmly on the perineum (the space between the anus and balls/vagina) and it pushes out the stubborn shit.
by Crystallised skull September 2, 2022
Get the Gooch pushmug. by QuilliacAcid X_x June 10, 2016
Get the hand goochmug. An extremely hard and fierce kick to the gooch, from behind, to a sleeping person. Can be used on an awake person walking up stairs.
by 431 plus one October 18, 2011
Get the Thunder Goochmug. When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.
After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.
I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.
I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
Get the Panko Goochmug. by Berk_32: May 25, 2018
Get the Gooch soupmug. by Big Grundy December 23, 2013
Get the Gooch Squishmug.